1. theonion:

Report: World’s Lone Non-Telepathic Individual Still Completely Unaware | Full Report 

FUCK. I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS ME. 

    theonion:

    Report: World’s Lone Non-Telepathic Individual Still Completely Unaware | Full Report 

    FUCK. I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS ME. 

    18 hours ago  /  1,450 notes  /  Source: theonion

  2. (via ifc)

    18 hours ago  /  208 notes  /  Source: werejustsomemutherfuckinkids

  3. sdzoo:

Reservoir ducks by Ion Moe
Baby ducklings with attitude take to the streets at the San Diego Zoo.

    sdzoo:

    Reservoir ducks by Ion Moe

    Baby ducklings with attitude take to the streets at the San Diego Zoo.

    18 hours ago  /  1,249 notes  /  Source: sdzoo

  4. saranorean:

When at the beach, it is very important to match with your towel. #BEACHDAY

I only wish my outfit faded as smoothly as my towel. 

    saranorean:

    When at the beach, it is very important to match with your towel. #BEACHDAY

    I only wish my outfit faded as smoothly as my towel. 

    1 day ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: saranorean

  5. uncleblazer:

no joke

    uncleblazer:

    no joke

    2 days ago  /  426 notes  /  Source: uncleblazer

  6. wilwheaton:

(via VectorBelly Webcomics)

    wilwheaton:

    (via VectorBelly Webcomics)

    4 days ago  /  3,602 notes  /  Source: vectorbelly.com

  7. midge sompson, bort sompson, lusa sompson, moogie sompson. 

    midge sompson, bort sompson, lusa sompson, moogie sompson. 

    4 days ago  /  7 notes  /  Source: hillergoodspeed

  8. thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day: FBI Questions Saudi Student for Possession of a Pressure Cooker
Last Friday, the FBI surrounded the home of Saudi student Talal al Rouki after his neighbor tipped off the authorities that he has been seen around the residential area with a pressure cooker, a household kitchenware that recently made the headlines after it was used by the Boston Marathon terrorists to set their deadly bombs off in April. When questioned by the FBI, the frightened Michigan resident showed FBI agents the cooking apparatus, informing them he had used it to make the Saudi Arabian rice dish kabsah before taking it over to a friend’s house, to which they replied “You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir.” …Welcome to ‘Murica, Talal!

go fuck yourself, america. 

    thedailywhat:

    False Alarm of the Day: FBI Questions Saudi Student for Possession of a Pressure Cooker

    Last Friday, the FBI surrounded the home of Saudi student Talal al Rouki after his neighbor tipped off the authorities that he has been seen around the residential area with a pressure cooker, a household kitchenware that recently made the headlines after it was used by the Boston Marathon terrorists to set their deadly bombs off in April. When questioned by the FBI, the frightened Michigan resident showed FBI agents the cooking apparatus, informing them he had used it to make the Saudi Arabian rice dish kabsah before taking it over to a friend’s house, to which they replied “You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir.” …Welcome to ‘Murica, Talal!

    go fuck yourself, america. 

    6 days ago  /  1,847 notes  /  Source: Daily Mail

  9. colchrishadfield:

Same land, different politics. The US - Mexican border, seen from space.

looks like Tijuana/San Diego. it always blew my mind how much city there was in tijuana along the border fence. 

    colchrishadfield:

    Same land, different politics. The US - Mexican border, seen from space.

    looks like Tijuana/San Diego. it always blew my mind how much city there was in tijuana along the border fence. 

    1 week ago  /  2,568 notes  /  Source: colchrishadfield

  10. theonion:


Man Does Good Job Getting Drunk: Full Report

spoiler alert: it’s me!

    theonion:

    Man Does Good Job Getting Drunk: Full Report

    spoiler alert: it’s me!

    1 week ago  /  206 notes  /  Source: theonion