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Report: World’s Lone Non-Telepathic Individual Still Completely Unaware | Full Report
FUCK. I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS ME.
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(via ifc)
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Baby ducklings with attitude take to the streets at the San Diego Zoo.
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When at the beach, it is very important to match with your towel. #BEACHDAY
I only wish my outfit faded as smoothly as my towel.
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no joke
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(via VectorBelly Webcomics)
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midge sompson, bort sompson, lusa sompson, moogie sompson.
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False Alarm of the Day: FBI Questions Saudi Student for Possession of a Pressure Cooker
Last Friday, the FBI surrounded the home of Saudi student Talal al Rouki after his neighbor tipped off the authorities that he has been seen around the residential area with a pressure cooker, a household kitchenware that recently made the headlines after it was used by the Boston Marathon terrorists to set their deadly bombs off in April. When questioned by the FBI, the frightened Michigan resident showed FBI agents the cooking apparatus, informing them he had used it to make the Saudi Arabian rice dish kabsah before taking it over to a friend’s house, to which they replied “You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir.” …Welcome to ‘Murica, Talal!
go fuck yourself, america.
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Same land, different politics. The US - Mexican border, seen from space.
looks like Tijuana/San Diego. it always blew my mind how much city there was in tijuana along the border fence.
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Man Does Good Job Getting Drunk: Full Report
spoiler alert: it’s me!







