1. eggwhiteomelet: “How old are you baby?” “I’m five foot one.” “You’re five foot one?” “This baby doesn’t understand measurement of time and space.” I’m not entirely sure if I love anything as much as I love El Chupacabra. 

    eggwhiteomelet:

    “How old are you baby?”

    “I’m five foot one.”

    “You’re five foot one?”

    “This baby doesn’t understand measurement of time and space.”

    I’m not entirely sure if I love anything as much as I love El Chupacabra. 

    (via ifc)

    10 months ago  /  83 notes  /  Source: eggwhiteomelet

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